[funny jokes to tell]One Look At Jeff Bezos Phalic-Shaped ‘Spacecraft’ & Twitter Just Can’t Stop With The D＊＊＊＊ Jokes
Amazon boss Jeff Bezos recently went up very high in the air on his private flight. I am sorry, I am just not calling that space. That’s just rich white boys tell themselves to feel good about themselves.?
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Wait did everyone else know Jeff Bezos’ rocket ship looks like a giant penis
— Jess Goodwin (@thejessgoodwin) July 20, 2021
Is it just me or does Jeff Bezos’s ship look like a massive dildo…#Bezos #JeffBezos pic.twitter.com/KlfhsMNX4F
— Mr Free Speech – Centrefusenik (@Centrefuter) July 20, 2021
The entire internet watching Jeff Bezos fly into space. pic.twitter.com/3g7bxjNETM
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 20, 2021
— Andrew Joyce (@AndrewPaulJoyce) July 20, 2021
”The physics required to launch such a big dick into space… and just to be clear I’m talking about @JeffBezos not the rocket.”$RVV $RVVTF will hopefully soon follow a similar trajectory as it completes its phase 3 clinical study. #BlueOrigin #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/TMbe6fwFjb
— Revive Therapeutics (unofficial) (@revivethera) July 20, 2021
what is we kissed in front of the Jeff Bezos dick rocket? pic.twitter.com/vYEzCjUIlo
— dissociative barbie (@skilvaaa) July 20, 2021
Space bout to get fucked pic.twitter.com/z2NCBxQK8l
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) July 20, 2021
I know all rockets are dick shaped to an extent, but Jeff Bezos rocket is the most dick shaped of all the rockets. Like, we get it, Jeff. pic.twitter.com/zYONzisCxG
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) July 20, 2021
Bezos saab flew to space thinking that y’all will be talking about him , but everyone’s talking about the dick-rocket instead.
— That Goan Guy (@schmmuck) July 20, 2021
Today humanity put a giant dick into space.
The rocket was a funny shape too. #jeffbezos #BlueOrigin #blueoriginlaunch #bezos pic.twitter.com/xwC03Xki1q
— Elise Andrew (@Elise_Andrew) July 20, 2021
Global proletariat: we are sick of a system that kills 14 million people a year needlessly worldwide so that a few can be rich
Bezos: Imma fly my dick rocket to space pic.twitter.com/b3PhlsAwOl
— Dr. Asatar Bair (@asatarbair) July 20, 2021
So Bezos rode a rocket dick into space and was done in 5 minutes? The jokes write themselves… pic.twitter.com/BQfBXYPoDM
— Mr. Leo ass on read 7/31 (@MikeAndMax365) July 20, 2021
When anyone asks what capitalism is, show them Bezos riding a dick-shaped rocket into space. pic.twitter.com/QEpCxsblmg
— Jared Davidson (@anrchivist) July 20, 2021
you’re telling me we’re drinking on paper straws while the multi-billion dollar jeff bezos is planning on riding a dick rocket to space? pic.twitter.com/StumbZQ9fH
— ? (@halaagire) July 19, 2021
Jeff Bezos is a coward and a nerd for not also giving his dick-rocket a nutsack.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 20, 2021
Wow. If I were insecure about my small penis, I won’t be going around telling the world about it. Just saying.?